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I'm gonna be a Star!

Issue Date: Friday, May. 30, 2003

Well, this is it everyone.

Hollywood finally called. They said they were looking for someone just like ME! There is a new movie coming out that apparently I am perfect for. The movie is a sequel.

Oh hush you pessimist you. I know that sequels usually spell disaster for actors unless the producer is Spielberg or Bruckheimer, but this one promises to blow the box office and the critics away.

The movie is called I Am Sam Two: Still ‘Tarded. See? Perfect for me.

They found out about my talent and huge brain capacity from my boss this morning when he got to work. Apparently I, the mental giant that I am, left the front door unlocked to the office last night.

I walked out of the office in a tizzy over some hotel in Vegas and didn’t even lock the door.

Someone should put me on a leash.

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And I don’t care who you are, that is just not a good look for anyone. - Thursday, Aug. 30, 2007

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	I'm gonna be a Star! Issue Date: Friday, May. 30, 2003 Well, this is it everyone. Hollywood finally called. They said they were looking for someone just like ME! There is a new movie coming out that apparently I am perfect for. The movie is a sequel. Oh hush you pessimist you. I know that sequels usually spell disaster for actors unless the producer is Spielberg or Bruckheimer, but this one promises to blow the box office and the critics away. The movie is called I Am Sam Two: Still ‘Tarded. See? Perfect for me. They found out about my talent and huge brain capacity from my boss this morning when he got to work. Apparently I, the mental giant that I am, left the front door unlocked to the office last night. I walked out of the office in a tizzy over some hotel in Vegas and didn’t even lock the door. Someone should put me on a leash. \| Back Issues ::: Current Issue The Princess and the Pee - Tuesday, Oct. 16, 2007 Rehab 2007 - Tuesday, Oct. 09, 2007 Good going Nabisco. Thanks a whole heap! Way to be handy. - Wednesday, Sept. 12, 2007 Gadgets and Stuff - Wednesday, Sept. 05, 2007 And I don’t care who you are, that is just not a good look for anyone. - Thursday, Aug. 30, 2007 Follow this Link to the Cheese Club. Enter your photo in our Cheese Off Contest! 100 Things About Me Sign the Guestbook gmail me babies Notified users get the dirt before EVERYONE ELSE! Enter your email here: Powered by NotifyList.com This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 License.