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I'll Be Your Huckleberry

Issue Date: Friday, Jan. 21, 2005

Gah.

Just� gah. I have been listening to this It�s A MAN Baby! lady cough and hack for the past two months. Seriously, it started right before Thanksgiving*.

It is really starting to get to me and I have started referring to her silently (and to Mister, of course) as Doc Holiday.

She�s been hacking and coughing and coughing and hacking� and it�s not like a sporadic thing. It is constant. And if you go into the kitchen during lunch, you may be treated to her discussing her mucus with another co-worker who looks just about ripe for spewing.

I sit nowhere near her. No. Where.

I am in another office down the hall from her.

How is it possible that Coughy McChokesOnPhlegm has not been to the doctor? Or gotten some medication for her illness? I�d be worried that she doesn�t have enough funds, but I see her constantly leaving her desk to go smoke, so I�m sure she has plenty.

I�m being mean.

I�m sorry.

It�s just getting all over my last nerve.

*I remember this like it was yesterday because she met me coming in from lunch and said, �I really wish I could stop smoking [hack/cough/weeze] but it�s the fuckin� eczema.� And then she shoved the scaly palms of her hands under my nose. I just mumbled, �Mmmmm� like Ohhhhkay� and went inside. Not sure if smoking helps eczema� ??? Geeesh. ::shudder::

In other news�

I�m leaving for San Diego tomorrow, so you guys will not hear from me for a week or so. I�m going to a convention that I didn�t plan. And I�m looking forward to being on the other side.

So, if you are in San Diego this weekend� uh, well, I�ll� be no where near there you stalker.

Oh, and also� if you have been under a rock and didn�t know (I currently do live under a rock, so I almost missed this bit of news) Diaryland had some server problems this week. So please check the �Back Issues� button at the bottom to make sure I didn�t miss sending you the latest copy. Thanks!

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