Friday, Feb. 22, 2008 - 4:28 p.m.
C'mon y'all

Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2008 - 12:12 p.m.
C'Mon!

Friday, Dec. 28, 2007 - 4:56 p.m.
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Tuesday, Oct. 16, 2007 - 12:14 p.m.
The Princess and the Pee

Tuesday, Oct. 09, 2007 - 5:16 p.m.
Rehab 2007

Wednesday, Sept. 12, 2007 - 5:40 p.m.
Good going Nabisco. Thanks a whole heap! Way to be handy.

Wednesday, Sept. 05, 2007 - 5:31 p.m.
Gadgets and Stuff

Thursday, Aug. 30, 2007 - 5:34 p.m.
And I don’t care who you are, that is just not a good look for anyone.

Tuesday, Aug. 21, 2007 - 2:24 p.m.
me: Rain, curly hair... totally busted.

Friday, Aug. 17, 2007 - 2:46 p.m.
Housekeeping Items.

Friday, Aug. 10, 2007 - 10:18 a.m.
Please keep personal phone calls a little more "brief".

Thursday, Jul. 26, 2007 - 6:02 p.m.
Like a beacon to the crazy...

Thursday, Jul. 12, 2007 - 3:24 p.m.
He mimed holding up a pillow to his little head.

Friday, Jun. 29, 2007 - 3:01 p.m.
Pinky Swear - Part I

Wednesday, Jun. 27, 2007 - 3:40 p.m.
I may be a bit over taxed.

Friday, Jun. 22, 2007 - 4:48 p.m.
To be fun, I am also going to add some questions at the end.

Wednesday, Jun. 20, 2007 - 2:34 p.m.
Adopt a midget.

Friday, Jun. 15, 2007 - 4:39 p.m.
I prefer the term noncompliant.

Wednesday, Jun. 13, 2007 - 5:35 p.m.
J.Ho called Steve to ask if she could bring two more to the party.

Thursday, Jun. 07, 2007 - 3:07 p.m.
It was awesome and I have an ulcer.

Friday, Jun. 01, 2007 - 3:27 p.m.
“What in the world is that woman cackling on about?”

Friday, May. 25, 2007 - 6:15 p.m.
It was official. A Rockstar weekend was being born.

Tuesday, May. 08, 2007 - 4:08 p.m.
He was flingin that chainsaw all over the place.

Monday, Apr. 30, 2007 - 4:13 p.m.
What's My Name Beeeyotch!?

Wednesday, Apr. 25, 2007 - 4:55 p.m.
They are fired. Bad genes.

Monday, Apr. 23, 2007 - 4:27 p.m.
Anyone else? Should we start a support group?

Friday, Apr. 20, 2007 - 4:11 p.m.
I am mean.

Tuesday, Apr. 17, 2007 - 1:16 p.m.
It is the goriest chick flick I have ever seen, and I loved it.

Friday, Apr. 13, 2007 - 1:32 p.m.
I would have offered him a testicle if he needed it.

Wednesday, Apr. 11, 2007 - 10:32 a.m.
‘Okay, you are going to feel a little pressure.’

Tuesday, Apr. 10, 2007 - 12:27 p.m.
“If they find an olive on a toothpick in there you are going to have some explaining to do.”

Monday, Apr. 02, 2007 - 3:51 p.m.
I feel like someone punched me in the vagina!

Thursday, Mar. 22, 2007 - 4:07 p.m.
Bon Scott played the freaking recorder before he joined up/made/whatever AC/DC.

Wednesday, Mar. 21, 2007 - 4:22 p.m.
Beer has nothing in it like meat!! Right?? Ha!!.... Huh?

Monday, Mar. 19, 2007 - 4:31 p.m.
I am literally a big block of cheese.

Tuesday, Mar. 13, 2007 - 3:23 p.m.
He said in a very small voice, “Well, it would be for me.”

Monday, Mar. 12, 2007 - 2:22 p.m.
Weeticoners, call me, I love you.

Thursday, Mar. 08, 2007 - 3:37 p.m.
Weetacon '07 Part III

Wednesday, Mar. 07, 2007 - 5:15 p.m.
Weetacon '07 Part II

Tuesday, Mar. 06, 2007 - 4:35 p.m.
Weetacon '07 Part I

Wednesday, Feb. 28, 2007 - 4:23 p.m.
Crazy. Also, overly worried about her teeth.

Monday, Feb. 26, 2007 - 4:22 p.m.
I did not stick to the paper on the examination table.

Tuesday, Feb. 20, 2007 - 12:07 p.m.
We clearly could not handle having him.

Friday, Feb. 16, 2007 - 4:51 p.m.
My love for muscle cars/vehicles is kept pretty much hidden.

Thursday, Feb. 15, 2007 - 1:56 p.m.
Happy Valentines Day to all of you. And yes, I should have posted this yesterday.

Wednesday, Feb. 07, 2007 - 4:13 p.m.
I do not want to offend anyone with a boob.

Tuesday, Feb. 06, 2007 - 5:34 p.m.
More than a nun, less than a paid professional.

Thursday, Feb. 01, 2007 - 11:58 a.m.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch…

Thursday, Jan. 25, 2007 - 4:40 p.m.
Here is a link of who I found (include link for my internet stalking purposes).

Wednesday, Jan. 24, 2007 - 4:45 p.m.
A streetlight doesn’t even come close.

Thursday, Jan. 18, 2007 - 3:55 p.m.
My hotness (as opposed to the size of my ass) will eclipse the sun.

Monday, Jan. 08, 2007 - 4:34 p.m.
You are supposed to comfort me in times of dismay.

Wednesday, Jan. 03, 2007 - 2:39 p.m.
Can you hear the lambs sheep screaming Clarice?........fffffpffpffffff”

Tuesday, Jan. 02, 2007 - 3:52 p.m.
I am about as outdoorsy as Joan Collins.

Friday, Dec. 29, 2006 - 12:28 p.m.
We decided to dress Chad up as apparently the world’s tallest and hairiest woman.

Wednesday, Dec. 27, 2006 - 5:23 p.m.
It was the bestest day ever.

Monday, Dec. 18, 2006 - 5:21 p.m.
I’m looking at you Cider House Rules… Damn you John Irving!

Tuesday, Dec. 12, 2006 - 5:36 p.m.
The texture of the cloth on the outside was so rich and creamy I wanted to roll around on it.

Monday, Nov. 20, 2006 - 4:02 p.m.
Happy Thanksgiving 2006

Tuesday, Nov. 07, 2006 - 4:43 p.m.
He was already answering to something akin to “Hey Vagina! Come here!”

Friday, Nov. 03, 2006 - 5:59 p.m.
It has ceased to be!

Monday, Oct. 30, 2006 - 2:14 p.m.
His crotch looks GREAT!

Monday, Oct. 16, 2006 - 2:51 p.m.
Would it be okay if I crashed his “All ME All the time” weekend with my parents.

Wednesday, Oct. 04, 2006 - 11:47 a.m.
But then again, I don’t get embarrassed easily. See also: I like the song London Bridge by Fergie.

Monday, Oct. 02, 2006 - 3:05 p.m.
Sick sense of humor... and bad timing.

Friday, Sept. 29, 2006 - 5:37 p.m.
Nice chairs, sure… but I have been out here for almost an hour.

Friday, Sept. 22, 2006 - 11:01 a.m.
My Evening with The Mary Kay Lady… And Steph.

Monday, Sept. 18, 2006 - 5:45 p.m.
It was his world, I was just living in it.

Thursday, Sept. 14, 2006 - 2:56 p.m.
I was finishing up college and needed an elective course for one of my semesters.

Tuesday, Sept. 12, 2006 - 2:25 p.m.
It's 2:30 p.m. and I haven't vomited yet.

Friday, Sept. 08, 2006 - 4:26 p.m.
Who wants Stormy?

Friday, Sept. 01, 2006 - 4:09 p.m.
Pros & Cons 9-1-06

Tuesday, Aug. 29, 2006 - 3:46 p.m.
“Get your facts straight before you complain.”

Monday, Aug. 21, 2006 - 5:25 p.m.
I also have an unhealthy obsession with Corey Hart and or George Jones.

Monday, Aug. 14, 2006 - 2:26 p.m.
This was supposed to be something about not being able to travel with lip gloss, but I got side tracked.

Tuesday, Aug. 08, 2006 - 12:43 p.m.
His knee, that I affectionately refer to as FrankenKnee ...

Monday, Jul. 31, 2006 - 2:52 p.m.
It can never bode well for the slutty one.

Thursday, Jul. 27, 2006 - 12:54 p.m.
Five Random Things and Something About Eating Hotdogs

Tuesday, Jul. 25, 2006 - 5:15 p.m.
There... Instant Dial Up Access

Monday, Jul. 24, 2006 - 11:45 a.m.
All I found was some lame ass “note” in my Outlook called IDEAS.

Thursday, Jul. 13, 2006 - 5:34 p.m.
I Got My Hair Did.

Friday, Jul. 07, 2006 - 5:18 p.m.
Are you sure it isn’t a rabbit? What about a rat?

Wednesday, Jun. 28, 2006 - 3:32 p.m.
My best impression of Kevin Costner in Dances With Wolves.

Tuesday, Jun. 27, 2006 - 11:57 a.m.
Goodbye Jenn See, We Love You

Wednesday, Jun. 21, 2006 - 1:39 p.m.
My Second Home - Destin, Florida

Friday, Jun. 02, 2006 - 4:30 p.m.
A riding crop, a tutu, a midget in a clown outfit and some flippers.

Monday, May. 15, 2006 - 4:13 p.m.
She was about an inch in size and I decided to name her Gladys.

Friday, May. 12, 2006 - 3:19 p.m.
Scratch Fiction: Frank

Wednesday, May. 10, 2006 - 4:47 p.m.
I say Expo/Home Depot schedule a weekend class to teach how to build a ladder, and climb it to get the hell over themselves.

Monday, May. 08, 2006 - 11:56 a.m.
Rocks your face off.

Thursday, May. 04, 2006 - 3:08 p.m.
It was so cliché’ a cheerleader dating a football jock.

Wednesday, Apr. 26, 2006 - 4:27 p.m.
“Dear ‘Packrat Jr.’”… oh, I know you didn’t.

Friday, Apr. 21, 2006 - 4:16 p.m.
I’ve never sent him to a prison and had him drown for my entertainment before either.

Wednesday, Apr. 19, 2006 - 11:28 a.m.
You do NOT need a bigger boat.

Monday, Apr. 17, 2006 - 1:42 p.m.
A massive case of pee shivers.

Tuesday, Apr. 11, 2006 - 4:23 p.m.
Oh, Hi Morty.

Friday, Apr. 07, 2006 - 11:26 a.m.
Anyone levitate or have an urge to rebuild a carburetor?

Thursday, Apr. 06, 2006 - 5:32 p.m.
“Took a bunch of little naugas to make that couch.”

Wednesday, Apr. 05, 2006 - 5:52 p.m.
THE HOUSE

Tuesday, Mar. 28, 2006 - 5:36 p.m.
Happy Birthday Punkin!!!!

Friday, Mar. 17, 2006 - 5:41 p.m.
It’s not like I had a meth lab in my room.

Wednesday, Mar. 15, 2006 - 11:57 a.m.
Long days and pleasant nights...

Tuesday, Mar. 07, 2006 - 11:58 a.m.
I have NO CLUE what to title this one.

Thursday, Mar. 02, 2006 - 5:56 p.m.
I looked like a monkey humping a football.

Wednesday, Mar. 01, 2006 - 2:59 p.m.
If I cooked a largish yeti...

Thursday, Feb. 23, 2006 - 1:41 p.m.
Brian? Shut up and eat.

Tuesday, Feb. 21, 2006 - 4:17 p.m.
Kick His Ass Sea Bass!

Monday, Feb. 20, 2006 - 12:39 p.m.
Three Year Anniversary

Thursday, Feb. 16, 2006 - 5:48 p.m.
Weekend With Friends in Nac Part IV

Monday, Feb. 13, 2006 - 2:53 p.m.
Weekend With Friends in Nac Part III

Thursday, Feb. 09, 2006 - 3:13 p.m.
Weekend With Friends in Nac Part II

Monday, Feb. 06, 2006 - 3:29 p.m.
Weekend With Friends in Nac Part I

Wednesday, Feb. 01, 2006 - 3:26 p.m.
I’ll just hide in the bathroom. The. Whole. Damn. Time.

Monday, Jan. 30, 2006 - 5:08 p.m.
Comfortable

Friday, Jan. 27, 2006 - 1:55 p.m.
And a good time was had by all.

Friday, Jan. 20, 2006 - 10:53 a.m.
I was not sure if I had just contracted some sort of fungus...

Tuesday, Jan. 17, 2006 - 4:22 p.m.
Mini Reunion Planned

Monday, Jan. 16, 2006 - 5:56 p.m.
Wesley from Princess Bride cutting off his own foot… to spite his face maybe?

Monday, Jan. 09, 2006 - 3:26 p.m.
Ya’ll know I love zombies.

Friday, Dec. 30, 2005 - 1:54 p.m.
There is No Arizona

Friday, Dec. 30, 2005 - 11:36 a.m.
That was a special treat just for me.

Wednesday, Dec. 21, 2005 - 12:31 p.m.
I am going home to see Jesus.

Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2005 - 4:03 p.m.
Administrative Nightmares Ensued

Thursday, Dec. 15, 2005 - 2:20 p.m.
Look! It's Me!

Wednesday, Dec. 07, 2005 - 1:34 p.m.
Door to the kitchen? O-Pen. Cat? Nowhere.

Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2005 - 3:10 p.m.
Before she got all Jesus-y.

Thursday, Nov. 03, 2005 - 4:02 p.m.
You should turn yourself around and come on home.

Tuesday, Nov. 01, 2005 - 10:28 a.m.
Fall is my favorite time of the year.

Thursday, Oct. 27, 2005 - 5:12 p.m.
What Texas Means To Me

Monday, Oct. 17, 2005 - 5:47 p.m.
Sue Asks the Mirror: “How old are you Susan?”

Wednesday, Oct. 12, 2005 - 5:10 p.m.
Andy Dick is asking me to help him adjust his g-string.

Friday, Oct. 07, 2005 - 2:57 p.m.
He lived across the street and I would lock him in my room.

Wednesday, Oct. 05, 2005 - 4:40 p.m.
Like Wynonna but a lot less "Tranny".

Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2005 - 2:11 p.m.
Rules of Cheese Club

Friday, Sept. 16, 2005 - 6:40 p.m.
Digressing again Phyllis!

Friday, Sept. 16, 2005 - 10:41 a.m.
Hallmark isn’t the devil after all.

Tuesday, Sept. 13, 2005 - 10:33 a.m.
Weekend Conversation with the Moms

Friday, Sept. 09, 2005 - 2:55 p.m.
Idiosyncrasies

Wednesday, Sept. 07, 2005 - 11:47 a.m.
Trip to Chicago

Thursday, Sept. 01, 2005 - 11:48 a.m.
I am going Shopping!!!!... In Stacey’s closet.

Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2005 - 4:01 p.m.
Goodbye Sonny

Tuesday, Aug. 23, 2005 - 4:16 p.m.
The Portfolio

Friday, Aug. 19, 2005 - 10:20 a.m.
Most incredible BarBQ you have ever put in your face orifice.

Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2005 - 2:31 p.m.
I Blame My Sister

Monday, Aug. 15, 2005 - 11:22 a.m.
K

Friday, Aug. 12, 2005 - 12:19 p.m.
It was a very surreal experience, almost synesthetic in nature.

Tuesday, Aug. 09, 2005 - 12:43 p.m.
Six hours of my life that I will never see again.

Wednesday, Aug. 03, 2005 - 3:33 p.m.
100 Things I Like

Monday, Aug. 01, 2005 - 11:50 a.m.
Hotness in Six Steps

Thursday, Jul. 28, 2005 - 12:57 p.m.
I've never smelled Britney's perfume... really.

Tuesday, Jul. 26, 2005 - 5:16 p.m.
Weird Hairs.

Monday, Jul. 18, 2005 - 12:59 p.m.
The Power of Google

Friday, Jul. 15, 2005 - 10:42 a.m.
The traffic just parted in front of me like I was Moses.

Thursday, Jul. 14, 2005 - 2:25 p.m.
The Road to Baton Rouge - Part Four

Wednesday, Jul. 13, 2005 - 10:24 a.m.
The Road to Baton Rouge - Part Three

Tuesday, Jul. 12, 2005 - 11:22 a.m.
The Road to Baton Rouge - Part Two

Monday, Jul. 11, 2005 - 1:41 p.m.
The Road to Baton Rouge - Part One

Wednesday, Jul. 06, 2005 - 1:47 p.m.
I have a multi-colored scarf and purple leg warmers.

Tuesday, Jun. 28, 2005 - 1:02 p.m.
I’d like to take this time to overtly make fun of Earl.

Friday, Jun. 24, 2005 - 11:38 a.m.
I have bangs now. BANGS.

Tuesday, Jun. 21, 2005 - 2:39 p.m.
Open mouth, insert ugly white patent-leather shoe that I am sure I was wearing at the time.

Monday, Jun. 20, 2005 - 1:49 p.m.
I will be sure and wear my sexy pleather-like pants.

Thursday, Jun. 16, 2005 - 12:12 p.m.
“You can’t Handle the TOOTH!”

Wednesday, Jun. 15, 2005 - 12:59 p.m.
Updated Banners Page

Monday, Jun. 13, 2005 - 4:17 p.m.
Shut up bra making people.

Thursday, Jun. 09, 2005 - 4:27 p.m.
The Kingdom Hath Spread

Tuesday, May. 31, 2005 - 5:00 p.m.
Just To See You Smile

Friday, May. 27, 2005 - 11:33 a.m.
Join Us for Dinner... a Look Back.

Wednesday, May. 18, 2005 - 4:02 p.m.
The red light demands respect ya’ll.

Monday, May. 16, 2005 - 2:31 p.m.
Mysfit Interview

Friday, May. 13, 2005 - 5:30 p.m.
Let's go to New Orleans... tomorrow.

Tuesday, May. 10, 2005 - 12:55 p.m.
My mom was more popular than I was. And sadly, this is not a fabrication.

Thursday, May. 05, 2005 - 4:11 p.m.
BJ and the Bear

Wednesday, Apr. 27, 2005 - 1:46 p.m.
April is freakin weird.

Thursday, Apr. 21, 2005 - 9:55 a.m.
Let’s play the question game.

Wednesday, Apr. 20, 2005 - 10:24 a.m.
Update on the Story Crossing.

Thursday, Apr. 14, 2005 - 3:06 p.m.
Story Crossing

Wednesday, Apr. 13, 2005 - 2:08 p.m.
Squire of the Alley

Tuesday, Apr. 12, 2005 - 1:16 p.m.
Linkity Link Link Bitches!

Saturday, Apr. 09, 2005 - 11:20 a.m.
Royal (second) Wedding

Friday, Apr. 08, 2005 - 4:55 p.m.
It was so beautiful we had to get out and… pee.

Tuesday, Apr. 05, 2005 - 2:46 p.m.
Heartbreaks over expectations never verbalized.

Monday, Apr. 04, 2005 - 12:03 p.m.
Get Out. Of The Trunk. Now, Please.

Thursday, Mar. 31, 2005 - 2:25 p.m.
Did you guys see my little tangerine turtle?

Tuesday, Mar. 29, 2005 - 3:16 p.m.
So.... Where have You been?

Monday, Mar. 21, 2005 - 3:09 p.m.
I will give you money… and kittens.

Thursday, Mar. 17, 2005 - 12:23 p.m.
He has the bedside manner of a heavy handed Harley Davidson grease monkey.

Wednesday, Mar. 16, 2005 - 11:23 a.m.
Internal Convict Conflict

Tuesday, Mar. 15, 2005 - 12:02 p.m.
“Thine Hath Had It Up To Here!”

Wednesday, Mar. 09, 2005 - 1:47 p.m.
My personal tragedy will not interfere with my ability to do good hair.

Wednesday, Mar. 02, 2005 - 1:28 p.m.
You. Are. My World.

Monday, Feb. 28, 2005 - 3:10 p.m.
“There are special angels for children and drunks."

Tuesday, Feb. 22, 2005 - 3:03 p.m.
Today. I have Barbados hair.

Monday, Feb. 21, 2005 - 10:53 a.m.
Entry Number 150

Monday, Feb. 14, 2005 - 9:36 a.m.
Knights of the Tiny Round Tables (In Thongs)

Wednesday, Feb. 09, 2005 - 3:50 p.m.
Happy Birthday Husband, In other words... sorry I suck.

Friday, Feb. 04, 2005 - 3:35 p.m.
After the big bucket of crazy, anything seems great?

Tuesday, Feb. 01, 2005 - 1:24 p.m.
Do night terrors mean anything to you?

Monday, Jan. 31, 2005 - 1:30 p.m.
I was so relaxed, I half snored.

Friday, Jan. 21, 2005 - 4:24 p.m.
I'll Be Your Huckleberry

Wednesday, Jan. 19, 2005 - 4:20 p.m.
Don’t come back without two sleeves of Saltines.

Tuesday, Jan. 18, 2005 - 12:40 p.m.
The Other Chad Interview

Friday, Jan. 14, 2005 - 2:04 p.m.
This causes a problem, as I am not a fan of retching.

Monday, Jan. 10, 2005 - 5:19 p.m.
Stephanie and I were totally oiled up with a mixture of baby oil and iodine.

Friday, Jan. 07, 2005 - 10:47 a.m.
100 Things About Me

Wednesday, Jan. 05, 2005 - 1:15 p.m.
Today is National De-Lurking day!

Monday, Jan. 03, 2005 - 2:29 p.m.
I muttered to myself, “Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy.”

Monday, Dec. 27, 2004 - 3:59 p.m.
I did find true love on the Internet. Once.

Monday, Dec. 20, 2004 - 1:33 p.m.
It’s so good that if you put it on top of your head, your tongue would slap your brains out … trying to get to it.

Friday, Dec. 17, 2004 - 4:09 p.m.
I have approximately 6 shopping days left and not one leetle present wrapped under the tree.

Tuesday, Dec. 14, 2004 - 4:42 p.m.
Looks like an octopus attached itself to my face and won’t let go.

Friday, Dec. 10, 2004 - 2:27 p.m.
My butt would not unclench about this conference

Thursday, Nov. 18, 2004 - 3:33 p.m.
They were young, they needed the money.

Monday, Nov. 08, 2004 - 10:50 a.m.
Tone Loc’s "Funky Cold Medina" would act like some sort of homing device for my girlfriends and I.

Friday, Nov. 05, 2004 - 5:05 p.m.
Names changed to protect the drunk and disorderly.

Tuesday, Nov. 02, 2004 - 3:28 p.m.
What the Hell is this then, Distemper? Scurvy?

Friday, Oct. 15, 2004 - 10:41 a.m.
I got all mixed up and started including Smurfs.

Wednesday, Oct. 13, 2004 - 4:08 p.m.
Nothing will make my gorge rise faster than something furry in the fridge.

Thursday, Oct. 07, 2004 - 2:18 p.m.
“Hello, My name is Elvira. I am snazzy and also… I will cut you."

Tuesday, Sept. 21, 2004 - 11:33 a.m.
I am finally the type of girl that my parents would be proud of… when I finally don’t give a shit.

Monday, Sept. 20, 2004 - 2:35 p.m.
Elvis is the King of KAHNGS!

Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004 - 3:06 p.m.
Have ya’ll heard that song Goodies by Ciara?

Tuesday, Sept. 14, 2004 - 12:01 p.m.
Somebody.

Thursday, Sept. 09, 2004 - 5:23 p.m.
So, as the boys took care of that business, corn-fed gimp and I took care of Bessy.

Wednesday, Sept. 08, 2004 - 4:35 p.m.
A row of little question marks appears instead.

Wednesday, Sept. 01, 2004 - 12:55 p.m.
He said her name would be Thomas Elizabeth.

Tuesday, Aug. 24, 2004 - 12:53 p.m.
The one where I sort of disappoint you.

Wednesday, Aug. 18, 2004 - 4:06 p.m.
Yeah, I just linked Fabio to the Bible.

Tuesday, Aug. 17, 2004 - 10:58 a.m.
Because apparently, I am a twelve year old boy.

Monday, Aug. 16, 2004 - 3:21 p.m.
So, yeah. I am clearly Pinky to Mister’s Brain.

Thursday, Aug. 12, 2004 - 2:35 p.m.
I’ve been Googling (like a mad bastard).

Wednesday, Aug. 11, 2004 - 10:21 a.m.
The Sound Of Sunburn

Monday, Aug. 09, 2004 - 2:10 p.m.
Everyone put on their bathing suits but me, because I, as we have realized before, am a genius.

Friday, Aug. 06, 2004 - 12:03 p.m.
On the border of Texas and Louisiana: Texas Longhorn Club

Wednesday, Aug. 04, 2004 - 10:24 a.m.
Mister: I think I would rather concern myself with Biloxi Bob.

Thursday, Jul. 29, 2004 - 12:13 p.m.
Yeah, I’m the kid on the right that looks like a young boy.

Friday, Jul. 23, 2004 - 10:14 a.m.
The rampant James Van Der Beek humping.

Thursday, Jul. 22, 2004 - 12:05 p.m.
I am always amazed at my luck for being born into this family.

Wednesday, Jul. 14, 2004 - 1:10 p.m.
Like a Lamborghini Thunder Star with Wings or something.

Tuesday, Jul. 13, 2004 - 4:38 p.m.
My left pupil was all jacked up, cracked out, Courtney Love on Letterman and shit.

Monday, Jul. 12, 2004 - 2:40 p.m.
You got it… bucket of crazy was wife number three.

Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004 - 4:32 p.m.
Reb's Choice

Friday, Jul. 02, 2004 - 2:00 p.m.
But on a plus side, my hair looks like complete and total crap.

Wednesday, Jun. 30, 2004 - 3:54 p.m.
“Nah, you don’t look like a lesbian.”

Monday, Jun. 28, 2004 - 12:43 p.m.
Mister declares that he is going to start a company called the Mexican Connection.

Tuesday, Jun. 22, 2004 - 1:18 p.m.
“Could my hair BE any more like Elaine from Seinfeld?” I asked myself.

Monday, Jun. 21, 2004 - 11:05 a.m.
Of course, I am speaking of our Pat Boone albums and my precious moments collectibles.

Friday, Jun. 04, 2004 - 6:00 p.m.
Just One of the Guys Part 2

Thursday, Jun. 03, 2004 - 9:50 a.m.
I have had many firsts on its white-sanded beaches and in it’s turquoise waters.

Wednesday, May. 12, 2004 - 3:30 p.m.
Why oh why have you forsaken the birthday princess?

Thursday, Apr. 29, 2004 - 4:50 p.m.
Just One of the Guys (Part 1)

Thursday, Apr. 22, 2004 - 2:28 p.m.
My crack dealer…. Er I mean the lady in finance gave me a sample of it to try.

Friday, Apr. 16, 2004 - 1:43 p.m.
I will NOT have you hanging off of my breast like a piercing.

Monday, Apr. 12, 2004 - 11:37 a.m.
It will keep you from shitting the bed at 4:27 am

Thursday, Apr. 08, 2004 - 2:50 p.m.
I’ve seen dyslexic spelling bees that were more organized.

Thursday, Apr. 01, 2004 - 4:57 p.m.
A pimple the size of Satan’s hoary ass.

Wednesday, Mar. 31, 2004 - 2:05 p.m.
Two sweaty kids fumbling eagerly with zippers in the front seat.

Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - 9:51 a.m.
A molting Kimono dragon with wicked-bad flatulence...

Wednesday, Mar. 24, 2004 - 4:21 p.m.
Baz Luhrmann is so going to kick my ass.

Tuesday, Mar. 23, 2004 - 2:32 p.m.
I just heard the word spa and had a mini braingasm.

Thursday, Mar. 18, 2004 - 3:54 p.m.
Corn-fed Harvest Scientist

Thursday, Mar. 11, 2004 - 4:09 p.m.
On Being 21.

Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2004 - 11:51 a.m.
Hot Barney

Tuesday, Mar. 09, 2004 - 11:30 a.m.
I got nothin.

Thursday, Mar. 04, 2004 - 11:39 a.m.
Mental Enema or Vain Glory?

Wednesday, Mar. 03, 2004 - 11:40 a.m.
My Uterus, the Martyr.

Tuesday, Mar. 02, 2004 - 2:55 p.m.
John Cleese's Nipple

Friday, Feb. 27, 2004 - 3:22 p.m.
Google Me This..... Cheese Omelet

Monday, Feb. 23, 2004 - 2:46 p.m.
Email from Co-Worker C

Friday, Feb. 20, 2004 - 12:36 p.m.
Dr. Goatee, Links and Some Guilt

Tuesday, Feb. 17, 2004 - 2:43 p.m.
Are You There God? It’s Me, Suzanna Danna.

Monday, Feb. 16, 2004 - 11:17 a.m.
Thank You Cupid. [wink wink, nudge nudge]

Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004 - 5:12 p.m.
He Ain't No Ike Turner.

Monday, Feb. 09, 2004 - 3:32 p.m.
This Wasn't Pavlov's Dog

Monday, Feb. 02, 2004 - 1:13 p.m.
Weekend Synopsis and a Bit About My Body

Thursday, Jan. 22, 2004 - 5:19 p.m.
Phase One of Mister's Birthday

Wednesday, Jan. 21, 2004 - 3:32 p.m.
Almost A Year.

Friday, Jan. 09, 2004 - 2:39 p.m.
Firey Pits, Poopin Dogs and Panties

Monday, Jan. 05, 2004 - 10:26 a.m.
Loosing a little bit of myself.

Tuesday, Nov. 25, 2003 - 10:12 a.m.
Bathing Cats and Employment!

Monday, Nov. 10, 2003 - 8:35 p.m.
Karmic Boomerang

Monday, Oct. 13, 2003 - 4:10 p.m.
Absence - The state of being away.

Tuesday, Sept. 16, 2003 - 3:29 p.m.
Spanklin's Spanish Inqusition

Friday, Sept. 12, 2003 - 5:07 p.m.
Fo Shizzle P-Dog!

Tuesday, Sept. 09, 2003 - 2:26 p.m.
Happy Tuesday!

Monday, Aug. 25, 2003 - 4:08 p.m.
Ya Ya Weekend Wrap Up

Friday, Aug. 22, 2003 - 4:24 p.m.
Oh, to be Jo...

Wednesday, Aug. 13, 2003 - 2:50 p.m.
Flamenco Fran

Tuesday, Aug. 12, 2003 - 4:17 p.m.
Pestilence and Pizza

Thursday, Aug. 07, 2003 - 10:54 a.m.
Oh Happy Day!

Friday, Aug. 01, 2003 - 10:28 a.m.
A Diamond & My Devil Dog

Tuesday, Jul. 29, 2003 - 2:25 p.m.
Flock o' Flamingos and other niceties

Friday, Jul. 25, 2003 - 12:19 p.m.
Rollins In My Eye

Tuesday, Jul. 22, 2003 - 11:52 a.m.
Back from N'Awlins!

Tuesday, Jul. 01, 2003 - 11:23 a.m.
Fear & Loathing in "Lost Wages"

Wednesday, Jun. 18, 2003 - 1:50 p.m.
Wednesday is for Wincing.

Monday, Jun. 16, 2003 - 5:05 p.m.
Boss Bastard & Butt Boogie

Friday, Jun. 13, 2003 - 1:07 p.m.
Fear and Loathing in North Dallas

Wednesday, Jun. 11, 2003 - 5:08 p.m.
Strippers & the office don’t mix.

Monday, Jun. 09, 2003 - 8:23 a.m.
Would the REAL Debra Jean please stand up?

Wednesday, Jun. 04, 2003 - 2:24 p.m.
Cast

Friday, May. 30, 2003 - 8:55 p.m.
I'm gonna be a Star!

Wednesday, May. 28, 2003 - 2:23 p.m.
Baby Huey... SEXY!

Thursday, May. 22, 2003 - 12:42 p.m.
New Design and a bit of 'Shine'

Wednesday, May. 07, 2003 - 11:03 p.m.
Daddy V in the Hospital

Tuesday, Apr. 29, 2003 - 2:22 p.m.
Day 2 of 90

Thursday, Apr. 24, 2003 - 3:13 p.m.
I need a nap.

Tuesday, Apr. 22, 2003 - 3:11 p.m.
Gitchy Gitchy Ya Ya Easter!

Thursday, Apr. 17, 2003 - 3:40 p.m.
Buggy Apology & a Dream

Wednesday, Apr. 16, 2003 - 11:52 a.m.
It's a Practical Joke Beeyotch!

Tuesday, Apr. 15, 2003 - 4:01 p.m.
Amusements (Let's talk about sex!)

Wednesday, Apr. 09, 2003 - 3:47 p.m.
I deserve a Dorky Parade!

Tuesday, Apr. 08, 2003 - 4:09 p.m.
Survey #1

Thursday, Apr. 03, 2003 - 12:10 p.m.
Makes Sense...

Wednesday, Apr. 02, 2003 - 1:34 p.m.
Lucid Dream and Living Dream

Friday, Mar. 28, 2003 - 1:40 p.m.
Don't Stop Sexi-Mexi!

Wednesday, Mar. 26, 2003 - 3:48 p.m.
Home again, home again....

Thursday, Mar. 20, 2003 - 1:51 p.m.
Tinkle Bell

Monday, Mar. 17, 2003 - 4:24 p.m.
Monday Mindless

Thursday, Mar. 13, 2003 - 4:29 p.m.
Earth, Wind and Fiber

Thursday, Mar. 13, 2003 - 2:16 p.m.
Balllllllllllllllllll One!

Wednesday, Mar. 12, 2003 - 1:00 p.m.
I'll take a cup of black stallion please?

Tuesday, Mar. 11, 2003 - 10:16 a.m.
Skelator always rings twice.

Friday, Mar. 07, 2003 - 11:56 a.m.
Voice Lessons

Wednesday, Mar. 05, 2003 - 1:40 p.m.
I Want Candy!

Monday, Mar. 03, 2003 - 3:47 p.m.
Larva & Louisiana

Friday, Feb. 28, 2003 - 1:37 p.m.
Old School & Smokin Rules

2003-02-24 - 1:41 p.m.
Spinsterhood & Crummy Weather

2003-02-21 - 3:14 p.m.
"That makes Jesus cry..."

2003-02-20 - 3:20 p.m.
Well, hello there...