Princess of Irony

Phase One of Mister's Birthday

Issue Date: Thursday, Jan. 22, 2004

Sooo excited.

Tonight is a wine tasting at Lawry�s Steak House. Have I ever been to Lawry�s? Nope. Have I ever been to a wine tasting? Nope. Do I even drink wine? Nopey nope nope. So why am I so durn excited? (Yes, I spelled durn that way on purpose� moving along.) I am excited because it is Phase One of Mister�s Birthday.

His birthday is not even until the second Sunday of next month, but hey� I�m an over achiever. Quit it, stop laughing.

I�m excited because it is his favorite wine in the world and� annnnnnnnnnd, we get to eat real food. Yay me! So clever.

*blink*

I thought I asked you to stop laughing.

So, real food for me and a lot of red wine for Mister tonight. Yep, it�s gonna be great!

Phase Two of his birthday may include most or all of the following:
a very perfect birthday present
a box for said present to be wrapped in
ribbon or decorations for present
some hot Suz lovin�
a private recital for him to be preformed by me
small multi-colored poodle
unusually large unicycle
flaming bowling pins
an antique squeeze box
the theme to Dallas
white patent leather Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader boots
and glitter�. Lots of glitter� A�La Rip Taylor.

Of course I can�t reveal the present for true! Mister may stumble upon this site and the surprise will be ruined.

For some reason I first typed Rip Torn in the place of Rip Taylor. Sorry, Men In Black guy. When I IMDB�d* Rip Torn I couldn�t imagine him ever throwing confetti at people. Rip Taylor is SO Hollywood Squares� pre-Whoopi. Not that post-Whoopi is any worse.

*When I just used IMDB as a verb, it reminded me of an entry by Robin. She used ass as a verb. As in �He assed me.� Bottom of the page. No really, go read it. This woman cracks me up. I have such a girl crush on her.

Tomorrow is the Clarin�s facial at Sak�s Fifth Avenue after work for Mister and I. Yay! We are SO getting some more of that blue relaxing tranquility shower gel. That stuff is ambrosia of the gods. Ambrosia I say!

Well, it is after five and the man (Mister) is on his way to pick me up. We�re taking one car so he can drink as much wine as he wants. After all, it is his birthday.

Have a great Thursday!

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	Phase One of Mister's Birthday Issue Date: Thursday, Jan. 22, 2004 Sooo excited. Tonight is a wine tasting at Lawry�s Steak House. Have I ever been to Lawry�s? Nope. Have I ever been to a wine tasting? Nope. Do I even drink wine? Nopey nope nope. So why am I so durn excited? (Yes, I spelled durn that way on purpose� moving along.) I am excited because it is Phase One of Mister�s Birthday. His birthday is not even until the second Sunday of next month, but hey� I�m an over achiever. Quit it, stop laughing. I�m excited because it is his favorite wine in the world and� annnnnnnnnnd, we get to eat real food. Yay me! So clever. blink I thought I asked you to stop laughing. So, real food for me and a lot of red wine for Mister tonight. Yep, it�s gonna be great! Phase Two of his birthday may include most or all of the following: a very perfect birthday present a box for said present to be wrapped in ribbon or decorations for present some hot Suz lovin� a private recital for him to be preformed by me small multi-colored poodle unusually large unicycle flaming bowling pins an antique squeeze box the theme to Dallas white patent leather Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader boots and glitter�. Lots of glitter� A�La Rip Taylor. Of course I can�t reveal the present for true! Mister may stumble upon this site and the surprise will be ruined. For some reason I first typed Rip Torn in the place of Rip Taylor. Sorry, Men In Black guy. When I IMDB�d* Rip Torn I couldn�t imagine him ever throwing confetti at people. Rip Taylor is SO Hollywood Squares� pre-Whoopi. Not that post-Whoopi is any worse. When I just used IMDB as a verb, it reminded me of an entry by Robin. She used ass as a verb. As in �He assed me.� Bottom of the page. No really, go read it. This woman cracks me up. I have such a girl crush on her. Tomorrow is the Clarin�s facial at Sak�s Fifth Avenue after work for Mister and I. Yay! We are SO getting some more of that blue relaxing tranquility shower gel. That stuff is ambrosia of the gods. Ambrosia I say! Well, it is after five and the man (Mister) is on his way to pick me up. We�re taking one car so he can drink as much wine as he wants. After all, it is his birthday. Have a great Thursday! \| Back Issues ::: Current Issue Please switch to the Suzannadanna.net site. - Friday, May. 23, 2008 - - Monday, Apr. 14, 2008 C'mon y'all - Friday, Feb. 22, 2008 C'Mon! - Wednesday, Feb. 13, 2008 - - Friday, Dec. 28, 2007 Follow this Link to the Cheese Club*. Enter your photo in our Cheese Off Contest! 100 Things About Me Sign the Guestbook gmail me babies Notified users get the dirt before EVERYONE ELSE! Enter your email here: Powered by NotifyList.com This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 2.5 License.